Let's speak only in English. ..

Publicado en 'Inglés / English' por ArequipAQP, 6 Abr 2017.





  1. Miss Cösmic

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    This is more dead than Maradona.
     


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    Wait... what? maradona is dead?
    how did that happened?
     
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    Whois maradona?
    What's the temperature where you live?
     
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    actually.. that's a very interesting question, I'm not sure but I think it's ok
    I'm a little worried about my car, it's been in the same position for almost a month now
     
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    You should start the engine at least three or four times a week, during some minutes. My brother kept his car without starting its engine and after one month it wasn't able to start and finally he had to call a mechanic for help.
     
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    Last year mid quarantine I ended up with a couple of flat tires and my car battery died, took me a couple of weeks to get a mechanic to come to my place, when I tried to change the tires by myself I remembered that my brother asked for my hidraulic jack a couple of months before quarantine
     
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    guess what? today I tried to move my car, the battery is fine but I have a flat tire again
     
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    Atleast you have a car, I had to sell mine a few months ago.
     
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    I didn't even have one...
     
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    Never trust a mirror,
    for a mirror always lies,
    It makes you think that all you're worth,
    can be seen from the outside.

    Never trust a mirror,
    it only shows you what's skin deep,
    You can't see how your eyelids flutter,
    when you're drifting off to sleep.

    It doesn't show you what the world sees,
    when you're only being you,
    or how your eyes just light up,
    when you're loving what you do.

    It doesn't capture when you're smiling,
    when no-one else can see,
    And your reflection cannot tell you,
    everything you mean to me.

    Never trust a mirror,
    for it only shows your skin,
    And if you think that it dictates your worth,
    it's time you looked within.

    ~e.h
     
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    Ayar Uchu Moderador

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    A marriage makes of two fractional lives a whole;
    It gives two purposeless lives a work,
    And doubles the strength of each to perform it.
    It gives to two questioning natures a reason for living
    And something to live for.
    It will give new gladness to the sunshine,
    A new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth
    And a new mystery to life.

    – Mark Twain
     
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    Does God exist?
    An atheist was seated next to a girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said...
    "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker it you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger"
    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    "What would you want to talk about?"
    "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly
    "Okey," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that?"
    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven, and Hell, or life after death when you don't know shit?..."
     
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    LOL
     
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